AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You're like the curious george of whores
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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