he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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