The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he shaved USA in his pubs
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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