North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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