alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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