If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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