I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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