I cockslap morals
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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