I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Semen is not good for contacts.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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