The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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