Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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