God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
sarcasm needs its own font
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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