You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
