are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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