your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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