wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Randomize
