I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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