If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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