I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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