You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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