I only kidnapped one of them. chill
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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