I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
try to milk me bitch
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