Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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