Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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