dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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