Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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