We're facebook friends in real life
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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