I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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