is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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