I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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