Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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