To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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