I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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