I showed him my bush... on skype.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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