the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
its not stalking. its research.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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