try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He better not be in your backpack
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
