it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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