I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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