fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize