He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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