Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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