I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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