On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
