just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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