It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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