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he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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