Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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