eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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