we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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