I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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