So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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