I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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