Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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