roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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