Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she peed on how many people?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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