Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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